Well i have this heinous habit of misusing my power and making people suck up to me.Well i dont see why they shouldn't be scared of me? I mean ,if that is the only way of making people make use of the iota of butt cheek brain they have ,then so be it.
I am a sort of a dictator, if i don't have my work done in the best way possible i will send u to the guillotine , well in the present case scenario at college - you would end up broken in spirit and abused. Well not that i don't appreciate good work and excellence.I'd compliment at the earliest but like i said,i will kick u where it hurts the most *ahem* at the first kick-able moment. Well you can classify me in the pompous prejudiced boss category but then if my way or the highway.
Not that i dont give the culprit an opportunity to undo the catastrophic blunder he's gotten himself in to,but then its like filing a suit in the apex court.Proved guilty then - hastalavista baby! Your name will be clearly etched in the history of the bygone blunder Beelzebub (Yes baby alliteration :D)
Anyway,I am a subtle and a scheming -- the worst of its kind.I will very strategically peal off happiness off
Now,the real story begins.From this moment on ,i'll narrate a real story.
Of what u have read about me till now,u can deduce that i am someone you wouldn't want to work with. But then every one is not as lucky as you to just read it ,as a hypothetical situation.
This is a story of three 'women of integrity' or something like that,duh.
On a fateful day of eventful September , Investitures day brought to notice three woman who were made to swear by their minuscule conscience that they would uphold the forever powerful and undying charm of unadulterated Speech. Mind u readers, This Debating Society had been safeguarded by the ghosts of eminent orators ,whose speeches still haunt the corridors of This regal convent.( Yes i made that up,but whatever.)
The mortal flaw of upholding the spirit of Debating struck two out of the three ,sadly the worst struck was the president Of the Debating society. The second affected in the hierarchy was the Treasurer ,poor soul was going from bad to worse.The Virus of perfection took over the President and she brought about unthinkable miseries on The Vice-president.Sadly,she was left alone.Her Impeccable urge of and non-action was killed by this perfection-seeking-monster.She Made her work and poor Vice president dint get a moment of relief ,all she could do is bunked college and sleep eat and laze .While the tyrannous perfectionist got her work done.
Well I guess by now u people would have dosed off to sleep and god save you if u didnt get the irony in my writing.:|
The entire purpose of writing this blog is to make you understand that perfection is not a negative trait of Character . If someone wants his/her work to be executed in the best way possible that doesn't make her insane ,it just makes you very unreasonable.
I want everything to be executed in a professional manner.No i wouldn't allow old,moth chipped and stampede stricken letter heads and nether would i allow some famine stricken attention seeking junior to talk to me in a wannabemypal lingo.
YES.I.am.weird.But that is how i am and i wouldn't change for some jackass whose butt cheeks(don't think twice,i am obsessed with that word) stand a better argument then his minuscule brain.
Anti-climax?So be it.
14 comments:
I love you yer..
You just need a jaadu ki jhaapy..
Hmm..tujhse toh bach ke rehna padega! :P
But on a more serious note, I too believe in executing a work perfectly and that is why I guess I am not so good at multi-tasking.
Secondly, though I believe in 'perfectionism', I do understand that each and everyone has their own ability and capacity, so I won't be 'cruel' instead I'd choose to be a 'liberal' and motivating leader! :-)
(btw, I dont know whether what I have said makes even an iota of sense, but thats what I've made out of what you've written in your blog..dont even know if its minutely related to your topic :D)
A long due comment, not so long either.
Hmmmm, you've written only about yourself, the direction is ok-ish, the post doesn't lead anywhere, why are you saying this to us?
I found your last blog more interesting. It had feelings, this one has too, but it creates distances rather than eliminating them.
ah.. someone is venting spleen or trying absolve of guilt??
Somehow it is not as much as an declaration.. seems more like well.. someone trying to believe the words.. she has written
P.S: That makes a lot judgmental too
Who makes you the miss right btw?
I'll gladly volunteer for the 'jadoo ki jhappy' part\
ok a few observations from one of the three woo-men of "dignity":
here the issue was getting our Uberbusy and supersensitive and highlyefficient vicepresi to do SOME work, perfection toh door ki baat hai!
second, sabika se darne ki zaroorat nai hai yaar, havn't seen somebody practice pacifism as much as her! had anybody else been in her place, supersexyswati ki murder ho jaati!
sabikaaaa u kind woman, itni free publicity, swati ought to be grateful to u! can we SOMEHOW get her to read this? :p
shruti--my terrifictreasurer ,agar hamari supersexyswati reads this post na, wo defemation ka case karke hamein Sue kardegi!
Then u wud have to work with our overtlysensetive , sinusstricken Vice-presi-who would be ready with an oscarwinningperformance of colossal ailments before every grand and not-so-grand event of our college.
damn it sabika! ur supersarcastic! i lowee u:P
@surviver:Where are the flowers with the jaadu ki jhappi
@prash:In the present case scenario being liberal wud make u inefficient.
@Murtaza-In this blog i am at my vindictive best!;-)
@Blue angle :| who's this:|
My kinda girl. :)
*angel!!!! and i brought the flowers..and chocolate too =|
Who blue angel! ~X(
#_#
You are such a cute rebel kid :P!
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